How do you like my tiara? Harry Winston dear. As it is snowing outside, I went with the snowflake tiara tonight.Oh, I was going to tell you what I would decree if I were queen. Just feeling royal tonight, or wishing I was.
If I were queen, everyone would learn to properly load a dishwasher. As in, efficiently and neatly. I am married to a man who, though his mother is British, did not teach him proper dishwasher loading technique. I cannot let him near it. It is disastrous and there are usually dishes left over because his inefficiency and sloppy loading did not allow room.
Unacceptable. This must be taught. I decree it, whilst wearing my diamond snowflake tiara.
Okay, admittedly, I really just wanted to use the word "whilst" - how was it? Did I sound royal enough?
